DISQUS

dnorton: Missing: The Christmas Rat

  • Jeannie Osborne · 3 years ago
    The Rat was returned to his so called rightful place after a ransom exchange was made (stocking for the Rat's whereabouts).

    In all honesty the Rat photographs well. He is not nearly so cute in person.
  • Jerry · 3 years ago
    YES VIRGINIA!!!

    It was not exactly a Lindbergh thing, but The Christmas Rat has been a part of my nuclear family for about 30 years - much longer than the kids, and unlike the kids and wife, he/she (transcends gender) saves money.

    Christmas will forever have a slightly different look-n-feel for me and my girls. It will now somewhat carry the baggage of that daunting lack of joy, confidence, and enthusiasm that close families should share. Only frequent home-made biscuits can possibly rectify the situation, and Jeannie's hands-on-bible promise to never touch The Christmas Rat again.

    Thanks Daniel for your valuable assistance in the return of "TCR". Jerry
  • Jerry · 3 years ago
    I personally am OFFENDED that the PERSON who STOLE the rat got to comment on here! We need to trace her identity and BOOK HER, JOE! (i don't know why I called you JOE)

    This "Jeannie" person did it AGAIN last night, December 17, so obviously she has not learned her LESSON!
  • Taylor · 3 years ago
    OOPS that was me above this. WOOPSIES
  • Jeannie Osborne · 3 years ago
    woopsies?
  • Elisabeth Victoria · 3 years ago
    That little guy is terrifying...think of the children!